| HOME | REGISTRATION | ROSTERS | SCHEDULE | STANDINGS |
| TEAM | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | PTS |
| BARELY THERE | 4 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 57 | 14 | 43 | 15 |
| KICK IT AND QUIT IT | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 35 | 13 | 22 | 13 |
| RED BULL REVOLUTION | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 44 | 23 | 21 | 12 |
| HTHD | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 21 | 30 | -9 | 9 |
| OLYMPIQUE SANS CARDIO | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 34 | 22 | 12 | 7 |
| H-T(OW)N | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 22 | 37 | -15 | 6 |
| DYNAMO OCHO | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 21 | 28 | -7 | 3 |
| THE WEENERDOGS | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 9 | 22 | -13 | 3 |
| WHATEVERTON | 4 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 13 | 35 | -22 | 3 |
| SS UNITED | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 9 | 41 | -32 | 0 |